“They cited faster than our coffee machine could warm up.”
- Night Shift Manager
“I cried tears of joy and compliance.”
- Anonymous Compliance Officer
“Left a sticky note that read ‘We came, we saw, we cited.’
- Clinic Director
“They found more issues than my inbox after vacation.”
- HR Lead
“Our quality scores skyrocketed; morale suspiciously improved.”
- Chief Operating Officer
“I now salute my clipboard every morning.”
- Night Shift Nurse
“They quoted the CFR and then recommended a really good sandwich.”
- Visiting Inspector
“Would hire again. Brought donuts.”
- Staff Nurse
“I live in constant fear of their next deployment.”
- Anonymous Healthcare Executive